28 September 2007

Poor Rams!


I've always liked the Rams, first when they were in Los Angeles and now that they're in St. Louis. I've also like them through thick and thin. So, I'd say that gives me license to poke a little fun at them...especially now that they begin the season 0-3! And I hate to admit it, but that's even worse than Pr. Landskroener's Cleveland Browns. :-(

But this "breaking news story" may have something to do with their dismal season:

NEWS BRIEF:

St Louis Rams football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Scott Linehan immediately suspended practice while St Louis and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

3 comments:

Christina said...

Hehe. Funny stuff, Dad. I'll have to remember that the next time you're watching a Rams game. ;) Did you find this somewhere or come up with it on your own?

Randy Asburry said...

Actually, someone sent it as an email. So I simply copied it to the blog.

Timothy said...

And the Browns are now 2-2. Go Browns!